What if I'm a snowstorm burning?

Since the Wilderness transformed into a nude beach, a number of you have taken advantage of its weather, which is warmer than most days up here in the tree. That's absolutely fine; you're all free to do as you will. But if you do go, please consider taking sunscreen with you. A number of people have gotten unexpected sunburns in places that don't usually see the light of day. At Medical Island, we have a number of topical creams that are soothing to burned skin, and if it's a really bad burn, the healers on staff may take action to ease symptoms sooner.

However. If you do suffer a bad sunburn in a sensitive area, the proper way to request treatment is not to drop your pants and grin in the middle exam room, then request a "laying on of hands." Not only will you not be healed, you're likely to walk away in need of other medical aid.

Thank you. That's all.

Truth, you can be proud of the fact that the pants you gave me made a noble sacrifice. Though I'm not sure how impressed the trouser gnome was, considering he only gave me a ball of twine in return. I put it in Medical's supply closet if anyone wants it.

Thanks for the detailed reconaissance efforts, Bastet. If it hadn't been for you, I might have carried the pants and made a long, silly trip for nothing.