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[snowburned]

Does anyone have some tips on getting unicorn bloodstains off the walls?

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[ambitious-fire.livejournal.com]

What?

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

I need to get unicorn blood off my walls. Unfortunately, it dried before I could get a rag, and I think the stain has set.

[ambitious-fire.livejournal.com]

Why did it get there? Did yours hurt itself?

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

It sneezed and had a nosebleed at the same time.

[ambitious-fire.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you could bleed from the nose. That's not serious is it?

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

I don't think so. It's just annoying.

[ambitious-fire.livejournal.com]

That's good then.

[ghost_of_00]

Hydrogen peroxide.

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[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Hmm...I'll have to see if any of the Bazaar vendors are selling it. I know we don't have any in the apartment.

[ghost_of_00]

The medical center may have some.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

It does, but even if it works, I'm going to need a lot of it. I can't deplete the supplies like that.

who's died XD

[beat-da-button.livejournal.com]

Whut?

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

What?

[beat-da-button.livejournal.com]

Who's dead?!

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

No one!

[beat-da-button.livejournal.com]

Den who killed th'unicorn?!

[pimpcoatbankai.livejournal.com]

No one, my stupid unicorn had a freaking nosebleed.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about killing it?

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Context is for sissies.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Pardon me?

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

It's a compliment.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

I don't understand.

[pimpcoatbankai.livejournal.com]

Look, I said I'll deal with it so I'll deal with it.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

It's still there, so obviously you haven't dealt with it yet.

[pimpcoatbankai.livejournal.com]

That's because there's no bicarbonate of soda in the house!

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

There's no what?

[pimpcoatbankai.livejournal.com]

Bicarbonate of soda.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

I can read, dummy.

[pimpcoatbankai.livejournal.com]

It's this stuff you use with vinegar and water to get rid of stains.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

That sounds helpful. Go find some.

[pimpcoatbankai.livejournal.com]

I'm planning on it but I can't get out the damn door right now.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[pimpcoatbankai.livejournal.com]

Because there're more unicorns OUTSIDE trying to get IN.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

[inkscrawl of lolz]

[pompous_today.livejournal.com]

... oh, dear. Do you need help cleaning up?

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

No, I think my lunk of a roommate and I can handle his pet's messes.

[pimpcoatbankai.livejournal.com]

It's not my pet, it's a freaking PAIN IN THE ASS!

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

It can be both.

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

Did Orange's unicorn's head explode from laughing at him? He can be real weird sometimes.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

No, it just sneezed a nosebleed.

[esp-optimism.livejournal.com]

Why do you need to get unicorn blood off a wall!? What happened to the unicorn?!

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Toushi's using soda bisomething. I'm not sure if it will work yet.

The stupid thing got a nosebleed when I came out of the bathroom, and then it sneezed all over the wall.

[esp-optimism.livejournal.com]

I didn't know unicorns could get a nosebleed!

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

I think these unicorns only get them when non-virgins are nearby.

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

So I'm curious--is unicorn blood red like normal blood or some magically sparkly silver substance like in books? Either way, dunno how to get it off the walls, so good luck.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

It's red, but it sneezed, so it's glittery too. Disgusting.

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

...Charming. That never happens in books.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Not books anyone wants to read, certainly.